MORE FUNNY LIES OF OUR TIME in SPANGLISH

MORE FUNNY LIES OF OUR TIME in SPANGLISH
Para el librito: "Divertidas mentiras de nuestro tiempo"

Take it easy!!  Too much drama on crisis and war can erase the smile in your face. No lo permitas!

Por Hugo Adan , 9/10/14

http://nd-hugoadan.blogspot.com/

Pertenezco  a la onda de los SIN PERMISO.info ,  pero de los que tocan la puerta antes de entrar:  La base de esta caricatura me fue “donada”  por www.zerohedge.com  de septiembre, 2014.

Aquí nada es cierto, here nothing is truth, todo es mentira, y si tiene un parecido con la realidad, la culpa no es mía, es del observador.  Just in case, revise sus ante-ojeras, de repente está usando lentes equivocados, en cuyo caso, le recomiendo visitar o cambiar de oftalmólogo.

Aquí van y como dice el fotógrafo: SONRIA!!

America's Demographic Crash In One Chart  Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2014   In 2012, the land of the rising sun, Japan, saw sales of adult diapers exceed those of baby diapers... and as the following chart from The Wall Street Journal shows, that trend is rapidly occurring in our land, the land of the free...  [[free?? .. será cierto que somos libres para cagarla donde queramos? ..  hasta cuando?  Es cierto que eso nos hace “excepcionales”, are we happy about?  Si es  cierto lo de los diapers.. pues  estamos cagados… pero .. contentos??  No lo creo!!]]

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HERE THE REALLY FUNNY LIES

11 Ways You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots  Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2014  [[Here  a slightly modified version from its original one, plus one more]]  

1. If you arm, train and pay jihadist mercenaries and then hunt them when they decapitate our “journalists” or soldiers, then  you live in a country run by idiots.

2. If you have your parents’ permission to go into sorority "field trips" once you get into college, but not to get a legal abortion, then you live in a country run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, let them to intrude in your intimacy,  but not to show your right vote for a 3^rd choice in election time, you live in a country run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives fighter jets to the neo-Nazi leaders in Kiev and the Saudi puppet in Egypt, then you live in a country run by idiots.

5. If you can buy fatty food in McDonalds, and unhealthy GMOs from Monsanto, but not concerns about the adults age 20 and over who get overweight and obesity: 69.0%, you live in a country run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab (la damita de la classe  alta) is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.

8. If very young boys can be enticed to violence via toys, games, videos  but then we can’t explain why they explode in schools with real arms after the divorce of their parents (60 to 70% in Margaret Brining report),  then  you live in a country run by idiots.

9. If hard work and success of working classes are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while the rich non-work  (of speculators and bankers)  are rewarded with huge bailouts when they socialize their misfortune, then you live in a country run by idiots.

10. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to promote offshore investments, Free Trade Agreements and depositing their capital in foreign banks, then  you live in a country run by idiots.

11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government, then you live in a country run by idiots.

12. If boots are made for walking out of home, for separation, divorce and depriving children from healthy paternity, if this fact is coupled with more and more war-monguerism, then  you live in a country run by idiots.

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