TWO FUNNY NEWS IN REUTERS

TWO FUNNY NEWS IN REUTERS

#1

Day 7 (July 2013): al Baradei on the shoulders of the military? Prime Minister on the shoulders of those who smashed democracy in Egypt? : come on! In which planet are they now ?. Is al-Baradei under influence?. Such opportunistic act will burn Baradei’s candidacy later on. He should have waited. What is the hurry?. 

Al-by: I’m going to give you a quick advice: Just change your previous advisor and deny such story-tell as intentional attack from undemocratic people. Do it immediately!, unless you consider yourself a re-incarnation of Joanne de’ Arc. If this is the case, I’ll take it as a sign of inherited stupidity. In such a case, forget the quickly. Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/07/us-usa-security-germany-idUSBRE9660C020130707 . 

If stupidity in Egypt is confirmed, my next article will be FROM MOHAMED MORSI TO MOHAMED al BARADEI..  Al-lah merda!!.. this will be interesting. Who will win the race in this international circus! ? God bless these stupid clowns of Egypt!!  

However, if the price is a pyramid gold medal of peace, then we Americans will send our clown over there. I’m pretty sure that we will win this race!.  God bless America!! 

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#2

According to Snowden, Merkel was caught in bed with Obama?.  That is a big, big, huge news!!. This may sound a little kinki for the neocons (here and there), but we liberals (there are different types, just in case) may take in a different way such news. 

1^st this could be took as clear evidence that new rulers in Germany abandoned the racist approach of their past. 

2^nd,  If is true that the lady in Germany is a lesbian, the question would be who got the top on that bed. But, if Merkel got the top it will hurt our machismo and she could be trial for child abuse, if mental age counts; our representative is still under age. 

3^rd, if those in bed claim a good cause in such affair (adoption of incapacitated child in Africa, el moha-diapers-MORSI, in Spanglish), then both of them Merkel & Obama  should be consecrated as the best world humanitarian interventionist so far.   

Source: “America's NSA 'in bed with' Germany and most others: Snowden”. In: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/07/us-usa-security-germany-idUSBRE9660C020130707  

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EGYPT NEEDS ELECTIONS, NOT GENERALS, NOT CLOWNS, same source. AND:

EL FUGITIVO SNOWDEN IN PITTSBURGH, from the anonymous hugo adan 

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